Big Brother Amplified: How to be a Reality TV Star 101

Is the Big Brother Amplified evictee Bhoke who sizzled the screen last Saturday with her covert moves in between the sheets with her Big Brother house significant other Ernest set for reality superstardom?
Bhoke returned home to a hero’s welcome this week and then took to the internet to respond to those who bashed her drunken bedroom antics with the following status update:

What’s the big deal? People were just making a lot of noise about the whole issue as if we were having sex on the street. BBA Amplified house is for adults and whoever cannot ‘suck it’ up should not even be watching

Now the rumour has it Bhoke has already got a movie role with a significant pay cheque secured.
So, what have we learned today on ‘How to be a Reality TV Star , kids?
1. Be relatively presentable, ‘videogenic.’
2. Enter a reality TV contest.
3. Leak naked images of yourself or ideally a porn tape. Better yet, while you’ve got the TV cameras at the ready, why not cut to the chase and do it on (inter)national TV?
4. Slam into your haters – ideally via Twitter or Facebook, cos official statements are like so last decade.
5. Boom! All the gold and Gucci, cash and cars you’ve been dreaming of all your life is at your fingertips… And without breaking sweat – okay, maybe, just a smidgen while you were busy rearranging your limbs in fits of passion with your partner-in-crime for your act of indiscretion to look good on the camera.

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