Doctors recommend sucking of breast to reduce breast cancer

I saw this news on BBC o, so if it's not accurate, then blame them...:-). So according to BBC, doctors have recommended that women can reduce their risk of getting breast cancer by having their breasts thoroughly and vigorously sucked. Vigorously? Sounds badass! I like! Hehehehehe.

The doctors said that regular sucking of the breast lowers the risk level that tends to build lumps, leading to breast cancer.

So dear men, do your part, save a life, suck a breast today. And don't worry, you are at no risk of throat cancer...lol