This summer's transfer window has been structurally based on Steve Reich's Piano Phase. Two pianists play the same 12-note riff over and over. The second pianist speeds up a tad, until they are playing the second note of the phrase at the same time the first pianist is playing the first note. The two pianists then play at the same tempo again. The process is then repeated, but this time the second pianist speeds up until they are playing the third note of the phrase at the same time the first pianist is playing the first note, at which point the two play at the same tempo again. The process is repeated again, but this time the second pianist speeds up until they are playing the fourth note of… well, you can see where Reich was going with that.
Anyway, here's an earworm for you while you plough through this remarkably familiar sequence:
Samir Nasri wants to leave Arsenal, and join either Manchester City orManchester United.
Emmanuel Adebayor will sign for Tottenham Hotspur.
Arsenal want Birmingham defender Scott Dann.
Chelsea will spend the best part of £20m on Anderlecht's Romelu Lukaku.
Manchester City want shot of Wayne Bridge, and Newcastle Unitedmay be willing to oblige.
Shaun Wright-Phillips is on his way to Bolton Wanderers.
Wesley Sneijder wants to join Manchester United, but the club doesn't have enough money to pay him.
West Ham will bid for social networking's Joey Barton.
Everton may sign Manchester City defender Nedum Onuoha.www.mannastores.com
Wigan and Tottenham are both interested in West Brom striker Peter Odemwingie.
Paris St Germain are after Nicklas Bendtner.
Arsenal will fill the gap with Kevin Doyle of Wolverhampton Wanderers.
Samir Nasri wants to leave Arsenal, and join either Manchester City orManchester United.
Emmanuel Adebayor will sign for Tottenham Hotspur.
Samir Nasri wants to leave Arsenal, and join either Manchester City orManchester United.
Arsenal want Birmingham defender Scott Dann.
Chelsea will spend the best part of £20m on Anderlecht's Romelu Lukaku.
Manchester City want shot of Wayne Bridge, and Newcastle Unitedmay be willing to oblige.
Shaun Wright-Phillips is on his way to Bolton Wanderers.
Wesley Sneijder wants to join Manchester United, but the club doesn't have enough money to pay him.
West Ham will bid for social networking's Joey Barton.
Everton may sign Manchester City defender Nedum Onuoha.
Wigan and Tottenham are both interested in West Brom striker Peter Odemwingie.
Paris St Germain are after Nicklas Bendtner.
Arsenal will fill the gap with Kevin Doyle of Wolverhampton Wanderers.
Samir Nasri wants to leave Arsenal, and join either Manchester City orManchester United.
Emmanuel Adebayor will sign for Tottenham Hotspur.
Samir Nasri wants to leave Arsenal, and join either Manchester City orManchester United.
Arsenal want Birmingham defender Scott Dann.
Samir Nasri wants to leave Arsenal, and join either Manchester City orManchester United.
Chelsea will spend the best part of £20m on Anderlecht's Romelu Lukaku.
Manchester City want shot of Wayne Bridge, and Newcastle Unitedmay be willing to oblige.
Shaun Wright-Phillips is on his way to Bolton Wanderers.
Wesley Sneijder wants to join Manchester United, but the club doesn't have enough money to pay him.
West Ham will bid for social networking's Joey Barton.
Everton may sign Manchester City defender Nedum Onuoha.
Wigan and Tottenham are both interested in West Brom striker Peter Odemwingie.
Paris St Germain are after Nicklas Bendtner.
Arsenal will fill the gap with Kevin Doyle of Wolverhampton Wanderers.
Samir Nasri wants to leave Arsenal, and join either Manchester City orManchester United.
Emmanuel Adebayor will sign for Tottenham Hotspur.
Samir Nasri wants to leave Arsenal, and join either Manchester City orManchester United.
Arsenal want Birmingham defender Scott Dann.
Samir Nasri wants to leave Arsenal, and join either Manchester City orManchester United.
Chelsea will spend the best part of £20m on Anderlecht's Romelu Lukaku.
Samir Nasri wants to leave Arsenal, and join either Manchester City orManchester United.
Manchester City want shot of Wayne Bridge, and Newcastle Unitedmay be willing to oblige.
Samir Nasri wants to leave Arsenal, and join either Manchester City orManchester United.
Shaun Wright-Phillips is on his way to Bolton Wanderers.
Samir Nasri wants to leave Arsenal, and join either Manchester City orManchester United.
Samir Nasri wants to leave Arsenal, and join either Manchester City orManchester United.
Samir Nasri wants to leave Arsenal, and join either Manchester City orManchester United.
Samir Nasri wants to leave Arsenal, and join either Manchester City orManchester United.
Samir Nasri wants to leave Arsenal, and join either Manchester City orManchester United.
Manchester City want shot of Wayne Bridge, and Newcastle Unitedmay be willing to oblige.
Samir Nasri wants to leave Arsenal, and join either Manchester City orManchester United.
Shaun Wright-Phillips is on his way to Bolton Wanderers.
Samir Nasri wants to leave Arsenal, and join either Manchester City orManchester United.
Samir Nasri wants to leave Arsenal, and join either Manchester City orManchester United.
Samir Nasri wants to leave Arsenal, and join either Manchester City orManchester United.
Manchester City want shot of Wayne Bridge, and Newcastle Unitedmay be willing to oblige.
Samir Nasri wants to leave Arsenal, and join either Manchester City orManchester United.
Shaun Wright-Phillips is on his way to Bolton Wanderers.
Samir Nasri wants to leave Arsenal, and join either Manchester City orManchester United.
Samir Nasri wants to leave Arsenal, and join either Manchester City orManchester United.
Samir Nasri wants to leave Arsenal, and join either Manchester City orManchester United.
Samir Nasri wants to leave Arsenal, and join either Manchester City orManchester United.
Samir Nasri wants to leave Arsenal, and join either Manchester City orManchester United.
Samir Nasri wants to leave Arsenal, and join either Manchester City orManchester United.
Arsenal will fill the gap with Kevin Doyle of Wolverhampton Wanderers
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